5 reasons not to hire me

Reason 1

1. I’m not overly clever

I believe in simplicity. In a fast-paced world, clarity cuts through, helping people engage and make choices.

2. I think marketing can be nonsense

Buzzwords are banned, over-intellectualisation is outlawed.

3. I’m a terrible sales person

I tend to work with the same clients again and again and get hives from hard-selling.

4. I’d rather do less

It’s better to do fewer things well. I build up programmes over time, constantly testing and improving.

5. I won’t just do what you ask

I work to develop the right way for you. That might mean asking questions that you hadn’t considered and making recommendations beyond what you expected.

Still not put off? Find out more about my services, get in touch with julia@lightningbug.co.uk or fill in the contact form.